Turdcules Toilet Elixir Pooseidon

Turdcules Toilet Elixir Pooseidon smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors, (Really smells like teakwood, coconuts and Caribbean rum). In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nosebuds.