The Iron Throne

Item Number:
IRONTHRONE
Availability: In stock
Limited Quantity Available!
$1,290,000.00

The Iron Throne is the throne upon which the King of the Andals and the First Men sits, located in the Great Hall of the Red Keep in the city of King's Landing, but has recently been acquired by undisclosed means by SMKW. (Ok, it was Tyrion, but you didn't hear that from us.)

Forged at the order of Aegon the Conqueror, the Iron Throne is allegedly made from 1,000 swords that had been surrendered to Aegon in the War of Conquest by the lords who had offered their fealty, though the actual number of the swords is less than two hundred. The swords were melted down by the fiery breath of Aegon's dragon, Balerion the Black Dread and crafted into the fearsome throne we know today.

Besides the monarchs themselves, only their Hand may sit on the Iron Throne. The Iron Throne is also a metonym referring to the monarchy that rules the Seven Kingdoms and the authority of the monarchy.

For the small price of 10,000 Gold Dragons (approximately converted to USD), you can sit on the Iron Throne and rule over the Seven Kingdoms!

Happy April Fools 2019!

Description

Features: Painstakingly crafted throne from 1,000 swords of Aegon the Conqueror's enemies. Made from mostly iron swords burnt by dragon fire. Weighs 2.5 tons. Made in Westeros.

SMKW does not guarantee you will become King of Westeros, but if you do, you may not live long...

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Specs

Brand

Smoky Mountain Knife Works

Product Type

Relic

Country Of Origin

Westeros

CA Prop 65 Warning

Not safe for California residents

Best Use

Rule the Seven Kingdoms

# Of Blades

1000

Blade Style

Sword

Edge Type

Plain

Finish

Iron

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